Your Meetings Are Eating
Your Organisation Alive
Somewhere in your organisation right now, eight intelligent adults are sitting in a room watching a presentation they could have read in four minutes, waiting to say their two sentences, and thinking about all the actual work not getting done. This is called a meeting. It is considered normal.
The great irony of modern management is that the activity most universally dreaded by everyone in the building — including, quietly, the people who call them — has somehow become the primary unit of organisational productivity. Meetings are how we show we are working. Meetings are how we demonstrate engagement, alignment, and collaborative spirit. Meetings are, in many organisations, the job.
And meetings are, by most honest measures, an extraordinary waste of the most talented and expensive resource any organisation has: the focused attention of its people.
This is not a rant. Well — it's slightly a rant. But it's a rant with data, which is the respectable kind.
That last statistic is the most revealing one. Nearly three quarters of the people in your meetings are multitasking — which means nearly three quarters of the people in your meetings have correctly identified that their presence is not essential to what is happening. They are right. And nobody has done anything about it.
A taxonomy of meeting crimes
Not all bad meetings are bad in the same way. There is a rich ecosystem of meeting dysfunction, each species with its own distinctive characteristics and damage profile.
Why managers keep calling them anyway
Here's the uncomfortable part. Meetings persist not because managers are foolish, but because meetings serve real organisational needs that nobody is meeting (ahem) any other way. They provide visibility — a chance for leaders to see who is sharp, who is struggling, who speaks up and who goes quiet. They create a sense of shared momentum, even when that momentum is largely theatrical. They are, in many cultures, how belonging is demonstrated.
If you abolish meetings without replacing what they were actually doing, you will find your organisation gets faster and lonelier simultaneously. That is not obviously better. The goal is not zero meetings. The goal is meetings that justify their cost — which turns out to be a significantly higher bar than most organisations apply.
Four fixes that actually work
None of these fixes require a leadership offsite, a culture change programme, or a new piece of software. They require only the willingness to hold a meeting to a standard it currently isn't being held to — and the mild social courage to say so out loud.
Which brings you to a broader question: if meetings are a symptom, what is the disease? Part two looks at that — the deeper management habits that turn intelligent people into calendar hostages, and what a genuinely different approach to leading actually looks like.
